Directed by: Brad Radby
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, Morgan Freeman
Critics Average: 1.5/5 Stars
Box Office (US): $77M
BRAD RADBY’S SYNOPSIS
At the start of the movie, Kate Hudson is a bookstore girl, and she never has boys to kiss because she wears glasses and keeps her hair up and doesn’t talk without blushing. One day a surfer guy, who is Matthew McConaughey, needs to use the bathroom at the bookstore, because he has his shirt off.
Kate blushes when he asks her if they have any good books, because he says it like he might like to do kissing on her, and he says it in his cool Texas voice. She tells her co-worker, who is Jason Biggs, and he is like whatever with that loser, and tells her about the new Star Warz DVD he bought with money.
Later that night after she gets done being in the bookstore, Kate goes to a park and buys a pipe from a homeless man, who is Morgan Freeman, and he proves he’s smart by calling her out on having her hair up and not kissing boys. He gives her some pills that will make the boy she likes fall in love with her.
Jason likes Truthbox360 and Wolverene.
The next day Kate waits and waits, and then Matthew comes in with his shirt off again, so Kate gives him the pills. He takes them and falls in love with her, and Jason is suspicious because he is shy too, but in a boy way.
So Kate and Matthew go to the beach with their shirts off and are in love all week, and that’s when Jason finds out about the pills, and he gives them to Kate so she’ll fall in love with him, but she goes into a coma. They are pills for boys only, and Kate doesn’t have a wiener.
The pills wear off and Matthew comes to the hospital to figure out why he has been in love all week. When he sees Kate, he takes his shirt off, and he puts the shirt to Kate’s face, and she wakes up. She feels bad about the pills, but Matthew says he loves her in real life, and calls her “my lil’ princess” in his Texas voice while he takes her glasses off.
Morgan is in the hallway smiling, and he says something cool about love. Over the credits, Jason puts on a fancy suit and takes his own bottle of pills out to a bar and becomes a stud.
BRAD RADBY’S PRODUCTION NOTES
1) We used real pills and not special effects pills on this because I was having movie directing stress, and I wanted my not-nervous pills to be little movie stars, like Laura’s were in Brad Radby’s Yard Sale at Grandma’s.
2) Matthew also had doobies so that’s why in that one scene he’s smoking doobies, and also that’s why I’m in that scene.
3) Ruffers like showed me his friend Cindy after too many pills, so that was my third wife.
4) Cindy was a doggie, and Cindy married Matthew that night too, and there were so many doobies, I think that was a meme for sure. LOL!!
5) I don’t even remember doing any directoring on this movie. Busy, busy, in your tummy!
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