At the start of the movie, Jeff Bridges is having a bad time because of too much beer.

Then Hermione is like, “Hey you, why don’t you help me get the bad guy? He made my dad into a dead dad.”

LOL!

After that is when Matt Damon uses his snob lasso to make everyone upset about not catching the bad guy, and that was good acting, and it made me think of our Houseboat remake we made.

Barry Pepper is the meme. No more spoilers!

Go see it.

This is a story from awhile ago, but back when me and Keanu were doing our promotion for Brad Radby’s The Four Rebeccas, we were in Florida and wanted to have a ham, and that’s whey we went to HoneyBaked Ham.

Me and Keanu both really liked the part about being there, and I left a review on their Google Page.

NO DUCKS :(
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Nov 14, 2010
When me and Keanu walked in, everyone yelled “KEANU!!” but nobody yelled my name, except Keanu, who yelled, “BRAD!!”

He was right next to me, and that hurt my ears, but Keanu was wearing his helmet, so it wasn’t as bad.

The counter girl’s name was Georgia, and that’s not the state but the name, and that’s the meme.

Keanu ordered the honeybaked duck, but they didn’t have that, and so we got two hams, and Keanu was bummed about not having duck in his tummy, and that’s why it’s only four stars.

Another thing is that there was a long line, and nobody had seen Brad Radby’s The Four Rebeccas yet, so me and Keanu took them all to see it, and that’s where we ate our ham.

This one was a awhile ago, but I like to make sure everyone knows about the places I like to go and how good they can be.

When we were shooting Brad Radby’s Yard Sale at Grandma’s, sometimes me and Bruce Willis liked to go buy oil.

We would go to Dallas to do that, and this was our favorite place to trade money for fossil fuels. I left a nice review on their Google Page.

GREAT OIL AND COWBOY BABES
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Nov 10, 2010

Hey so me and Bruce were here after the movie was done shooting, and Bruce walked into the secretary’s office and said, “Welcome to the oil party, pal!”

LOL!

She was really impressed, and that was because of Bruce being so famous, and she couldn’t talk, and that’s the meme.

I asked for two cups of oil to go, and she let us use the coupon even though it was expired. She was a real babe, and her name was Stacy.

Another thing is that the cups were blue, and Bruce signed them and gave them back to Stacy after we were done.

She squealed and said how much she loved the Dragon’s Game movies, and then she put on a cheerleader outfit and kissed Bruce, and that was an on-the-lips kiss.

LOL!

I was telling someone about my website, and I accidentally said that my name was Bread Radby, and not Brad.

That was a typing mistake, but it still happened.

Here is my new review I left on Google.

I LIKE FOOD LOL
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Nov 3, 2010

This week I was being a guy who was hanging out in South Beach with Chris Bosh, and he was making a new music video.

When his voice got so tired, it was break time, and that meant lunch.

Chris wanted to go and maul an alligator with his jaws and pointy teeth.

LOL!

While he did that, I went here, and said that I will take my talents to that sandwich, and also my talents will have some of the soup. smh

The deli guy was named Bobby.

Oops, well I thought this was Florida so maybe it was Greg Oden making the music video?

Come back soon, and please read about my magic basketball wish movie I made with Jim Rome and Bruce Willis.

I was making a short film in Atlanta this weekend, and my suitcase got a cramp, so I went to this place to fix it.

When I was done buying services from them and after a shave, I left this review on their Google Page.

MY BAG IS SHINY AGAIN
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Oct 24, 2010
I went in and was asking for new luggage, and Dave goes, “Well let’s just shine up your old bag and get you some supper!”

That’s sticking it to the man.

LOL!

Dave’s wife is a real booty babe, and look out because his car runs out of gas pretty quick. Don’t borrow that.

This place sells great suitcases.

I didn’t put it in the review but they let me use their recycler bin, and that was for my Coca-Cola can, and also for my Pepsi can. I mix them together sometimes in a Dr. Pepper bottle.

LOL!

Don’t forget another thing to do, and that thing is buying my book! It’s only $2.99 and that’s digital for your momma, or $7.99 paperback if dad needs to read it.

I love bikes when I’m having fun being a director in Texas.

Last week I was in Austin making a music video with Jake Falvey, Jr. and he was like, “Hey Brad, let’s put some bikes in the video.”

Make sure you have good handlebars.

We got the bikes and Mellow Johnny’s and here is Johnny’s nice Google Page where I left my review about how good they were at renting things to people who make music videos with Jake Falvey, Jr.

SO MANY BIKES!
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Oct 20, 2010

Hey everyone!

Go bike go is my motto and Johnny was like, “hey partner…that’s sounds just fine…okay…” when I told him that, and he had on a cowboy hat.

LOL!

WE got the bikes and put baseball cards in the wheel, and when I brought the bikes back we told Johnny, and he sad, “yee-haw, partner…all right…” in his mellow voice, and then I told him the one bike needed some air in the tire.

Brad Radby!

Another thing is good prices, but I forgot that in the review, and I’m having food for breakfast.

Busy busy in my tummy!

Gotta get some bikes for that girl is the meme? Charity counts.

LOL!

One time last week I had a job producing a short film about sand, and it was in the desert.

For a little while I was at this tire store in New Mexico and that link is their Google Page, and that’s where the review I made is.

GOT TIRES? LOL!
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Oct 12, 2010

Bunnies were all over the road and our car was like WHOA LOOK OUT BUNNIES!! and we fell in a ditch.

Jake and Hilton came and got us out and said “Hey, you all look like you need new tires” and we went to their tire store, which is Big Os.

O is for oranges, J is for Jack’s.

LOL!

We bought new tires and they worked great, then the guys took us back and put our car back in the ditch for free and called AAA for us. Jake had a beard on his chin.

I would go back there next time I’m in a ditch and need those tires from the fellas.

One time last week I was inside Tennessee and was eating some bagels, and that’s because I was at this bagel store, and it’s called Star Bagel Cafe.

Sometimes you can see the stars at night, and they are beautiful, and that’s why the owner calls it that. He likes to make wishes sometimes, and he does that with his heart.

There Were So Many Bagels!!
Rated 4.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Oct 9, 2010
At the start of the part where I walked into this bagel store, I saw so many bagels, and I was going to the other customers and asking them about how many they thought there were.

Nobody knew because there was a doggie outside and he was barking because his owner was honking his car horn, and that was because that guy’s wife was in the store buying some of the bagels, and that’s how less of them were inside.

One lady guessed four hundred bagels. LOL!

I bought some bagels, and then I ate them, and that’s the meme.

That lady’s name was Bubs, and she knew that I was a movie director, but she didn’t like the part of her life where she saw my movies. :(

I was hanging out in Akron to make a dancing video about being from Akron and had a day off.

Well one thing led to another, and I was going to have a high school experience, and that was because of the car wash I saw with all the pretty girls at it.

Man was it fun, and I like learning a lot more than I did before, so I told that to the Google website for the high school.

Here Comes Some Kites LOL‎‎
Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Oct 9, 2010
At the start of my day, I didn’t know anything about kites and then I went to Hudson High School and things got electric for me with the way my kite skills improved.

Mr. Romples knows so much about kites and he was always like, “Let out more string!!! Brad!! More string!!!” when I didn’t have enough string out.

I would definitely go here again next time I want to hang out at a high school.‎ Also they let the girls wear shorts.

Maybe now I can go back and make a director’s cut for Brad Radby’s Just Another Civil War, and that means to give Josh a kite for that one, and that can be the meme?

Hey, so maybe you want to know more about how I like to eat places.

Food can be so good and I can tell you about the different ways I like to put it inside my face and mouth. lol

One time that was at Barbeque Review in Cincinnati, Ohio and that’s because of a baseball music video I did directing on?

I made a Google review for you to see.

Tastes good lol‎‎
Rated 4.0 out of 5.0 By Brad – Oct 9, 2010
At the end of the day, I was here and traded some food for money. That’s when the food came and it was good and that’s the meme. Also the waitress said HOWDY and I said HOWDY back and went to the Reds game. Go Johnny Baseball is where I am coming from! Okay so eat here and get full? Why isn’t the train car open during the weekdays. lol‎

The team won the game but nobody there was saying HOWDY more. smh

What’s next for Brad Radby?

Surely a filmmaker of his skill is eager to embrace the tools of the future, including, but not limited to, the amazing new Holographic Projection technologies?

While he’s made no definitive statements as to what his next film project is, his primary focus appears to be bringing the true story of the Super Airplane to life onscreen. Industry insiders have labeled it an obsession.

And yet, fairly substantial rumors have also surfaced that Mr. Radby and his new bride, fellow Super Airplane survivor Melinda Slanteer-Radby, have sold their production company, Fast & Cool Rock Star Mustang Flicks.

As the story goes, the pair is planning to spend some time off the grid. This, even as “going off the grid” is second only to “airplane possession” in terms of criminal severity, here in 2023.

In any case, Brad Radby’s legacy is assured, even if he never directs again. Brad Radby gave us Brad Radby’s The Exploders, and for that, all of humanity salutes him.

[In the paperback version of Brad Radby's Brad Radby] is a sampling of projects that are under consideration at Fast & Cool, sent by a representative of Mr. Radby. Some additional materials were also provided, including pages from the actual copy of Brad Radby’s The Exploders that Richard Naiboir gave to Brad, shortly after meeting him that fateful day in Denver.

Still titled simply The Exploders at this time, one page includes his personal notes on this draft, and to read them is a fascinating look at the inner thought processes of a soon-to-be legendary filmmaker.

Directed by: Brad Radby
Starring: Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Keanu Reeves, Diane Lane, Chris Rock, Gene Hackman
Critics Average: 7/5
Box Office (US): $4.9B (as of 02/14/23)

BRAD RADBY’S SYNOPSIS
At the start of the movie, Bruce Willis and Will Smith are tough and exciting bounty hunters who meet up at a flying energy factory, because they’re both chasing a secret international criminal, who is Keanu in disguise. Bruce and Will are mad at each other, because they are always bounty hunting the same guys, and so here-we-go-again is how they are.

Everything is on fire and crazy because of Keanu’s tricks, and when he gets away, Bruce and Will are caught in a giant explosion. The explosion is blue, and it gives them both special anything-you-touch-will-explode-if-you-say BOOM THIS!!! out-loud powers.

That’s just the beginning, because now the government has them, and can’t decide what to do with these loudmouths, and they might even have the Big C, because they break all the doctors’ machines with their strange blood energies. Bruce and Will don’t have time for that, because they need to use their world-weary toughness and slick urban attitude to find out where Keanu went and get that bounty!

Bruce has a dead wife and Will is the one with urban attitude.

That’s when Keanu walks in, and Bruce and Will are like whoa, because they know who he is without his disguise – the Vice-President! Will is like, “Oh no you din’t!” and Keanu waves his finger like “no-no-no” and then leaves to go make his secret plan happen some more.

Bruce and Will team up to escape with their new exploder powers, and they do this by having clashing personalities during a big Mustang car chase with the Army, who get involved right away when Bruce and Will exploder out.

Will calls his girlfriend for help, and she is Diane Lane, and she’s also Bruce sister, and they didn’t know that until now, and wow is it a big problem for Bruce! They threaten to exploder each other, and Diane sees their powers starting to happen, and luckily she’s a scientist, so she is curious about helping them.

She takes them to the lab, and it’s sexy for Will, and not at all for Bruce. Diane figures out that if they ever try to exploder the same thing at the same time, they’ll both die for some reason.

While that is happening, Keanu’s special urban Army nerd, who is Chris Rock, sees their powers happening on his high-tech devices, and they attack the lab. Tanks and planes and motorcycle soldiers and everything else exploders, because Bruce and Will are really kick-butt together when they want to be, and they are learning to maybe do that.

While they’re being tough and cool, Diane does sneaky computer hacking inside one of the tanks, and gets some important files. She also captures Chris, and he admits that Keanu is building a machine that can make tornadoes attack other countries by remote control. They all agree that this is a great plan, but maybe it’s a really mean thing to let happen.

Chris tells them where the Tornadoer is being built, and then says funny urban jokes about their honky food. Will and Diane have some on-the-lips kissing, and Will nods at his wiener and says maybe it’s time to go exploder that, if she knows what he means, and it looks like she does!

Bruce is too world-weary to get mad, and he stares at his hands and wonders why this happened to him, when he just wants to fix Mustangs and hunt people for money.

In the White House basement, Keanu starts up his tornado machine and it works, and even the scientists who helped him build it are wondering if they did the right thing, and they do this by looking at each other like, “wtf?” while Keanu shows the President, who is Gene Hackman, how the machine works.

Keanu does this by sending a tornado after Gene, and it gets him and spins him around, and as Gene dies from being dizzy, he is like, “Whhhyyyyy Keeeeaaannuuuu wwwhhhyyyy…!?!?!” and that’s in slow motion even though the tornado is going fast.

Bruce and Will head into the White House as funny tourists, while Diane and Chris watch things from a technology van. After some sneaking around, it’s the biggest fight to ever happen ever between soldiers, tornadoes, jets, tanks, parachute machine-gunners, and two bounty hunters who can make things explode by touching them and saying, “BOOM THIS!”

It’s also Christmas, so there’s a big parade with floaty balloons everywhere.

Keanu fires up the Tornadoer, and starts sending his tornadoes out at other countries, who will then give him money to stop. Bruce and Will can only save England, etc. if they both touch the Tornadoer at the same time. Even though it will kill them, they do it because they are the heroes, and for some reason they live, and the last stray tornado chases Keanu away.

Everyone is happy, and Chris makes a joke about what a good job he did. Bruce and Will sigh and exploder his belt, making his pants fall down. Chris acts really urban as everyone laughs, and Will kisses Diane. Bruce admits they’re a good match, and then pulls them apart, then lets them back together, and then pulls them apart one last time.

The next day, Keanu is the new President, and he gives Bruce and Will special awards for stopping Gene’s tornado scheme. “Uh-oh” is how they look on their faces, because this means Keanu did a good job framing it up, and Bruce and Will know they’ve probably got more Exploders adventures ahead, and that’s a meme and a half for sure.

Brad Radby’s death in 2012 did not make a tremendous wave, considering the casualties of the Super Airplane ride included Bruce Willis, Stephenie Piperbraum, basketball star Petey Skippen, and President-Elect of These United States of America, Peter Ovaire.

(The reader will have to excuse the author’s ignorance of the exact tones and feelings of these times, as he was also aboard the Super Airplane.)

Yes, Mr. Radby’s alleged passing was but a footnote in the ever-fickle entertainment news circles; the sad end of a fallen idol.

That is, until January 14th, 2013 – the day Bruce Willis was found alive on the moon. Having successfully put out The Great Moon Fire of 2012, and clinging to his last bit of life, he could mutter only four words to the astronauts who recovered him:

“Brad…Radby…the exploders…”

He said it over and over during his long recovery back to health, and they became almost a deep and repeated mantra – a meme, if you will – to honor those of us who had gone forever missing aboard the soon-to-be scorned 47-story airplane.

It was only when Richard Naiboir came to see him that it could be understood what Mr. Willis was attempting to convey. These four words, he explained to the media, were representative of a movie.

A movie that had been made over 15 years ago, and subsequently hidden from the public, for reasons unknown.

It was a movie, he continued, that was a film, and this film, at long last, deserved to be seen.

Mr. Naiboir declared that the film had the power to change the way people thought about motion pictures…the way they thought about life…the way they thought about…everything.

The film was called Brad Radby’s The Exploders.

Directed by: Brad Radby
Starring: Christian Bale, Shia LaBeouf, Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson, Megan Fox
Critics Average: 0/5 Stars
Box Office (US): $2.6M

BRAD RADBY’S SYNOPSIS
At the start of the movie, everything is backwards, and this time Bruce Willis is the prisoner, and Christian Bale and Shia LaBeouf are both wardens. This is because between the two movies, Christian went back to the prison and made this happen, and now he is bad, because he has an angry brain problem from all the weightlifting towels that hit him in the first movie.

Then it’s the credits, which is a scary cartoon, with cartoon lights moving around and flashing on a cartoon Christian, and that’s giving him more angry problems, and the biggest light is a real light, but the light that comes out of it is a cartoon. Shia is in this, and he’s real, but he has cartoon devil wings. The words in the credits are real, and they’re made of rocks, that the car-toon prisoners are chopping at with their fists.

After that ends, Rosario Dawson is back, and she’s one of the prison guards this time, and she wears tight clothes that show off that she has a new person in her uterus, and she acts really urban when she is beating up prisoners. After she does this, she goes up and does kissing on Shia, because remember, everything in the Death Prison is crazy and backwards this time.

Shia and Christian have tattoos of each other’s names on their shoulders.

There are lots of fights, and a car chase, and the Army gets involved, and then Christian washes the motto off the wall. Everyone learns their lesson about being dead, because they are dead, except Bruce’s wife, who drives away in an angry Mustang, and it’s a cartoon Mustang. The wife is real, and she is Megan Fox, and we can see her real butt, and it has a tattoo that says DEAD.

As the credits roll, the Mustang crashes, and she yells, “Meme THIS!!” and then she dies, too. After that it’s just angry music over the credits, and they’re going sideways, and everything is spelled with extra vowels.

BRAD RADBY’S PRODUCTION NOTES
1) This was part four of my Sensitive Movie Trilogy, and I was really getting into making movies that meant art.

2) Keanu was supposed to be in this like the rumors said, but it didn’t happen because I wanted him to come to my space church and he didn’t want to.

3) One day I didn’t show up and went and made an airplane ride commercial, and that was the day nobody yelled cut all day. Nice job Barky. wtf

4) Everyone thought I needed to go back to my special creek with the nurses, but I wasn’t doing doobies, I was just being really deep with art and memes. :(

5) Like this whole movie is one big meme and it meant no more honkies or frontin’.

Directed by: Brad Radby
Starring: Zac Efron, Hilary Duff, Bruce Willis, Pencils
Critics Average: 0/5 Stars
Box Office (US): $36M

BRAD RADBY’S SYNOPSIS
At the start of the movie, Zac Efron stops going to school and gets a job as an astronaut. His new boss astronaut, who is Bruce Willis, makes him do push-ups with rock music playing, but Zac likes important music that has lots of deep meanings, so they are not friends.

When he gets home one night after a hard day of push-ups, Zac’s girlfriend, who is Hilary Duff, tells him that their pet horsey is sick, and the horsey is Pencils, and it’s the Big C that he’s sick with. They use the online internet, and Zac figures out that they can get the Big C cure from the dangerous space cloud that’s coming to Earth.

Hilary has on a push-up bra.

Zac and Hilary ride Pencils to the astronaut factory and steal a space shuttle, but Bruce catches them at the last minute, and is like, “Don’t steal that space shuttle, pal!” He grabs onto the side and holds on while they go to space, and there’s like classical music playing, because everything is deep. That’s when they hit the space cloud, and Bruce is like, “IIII THIIINNNKKKK IT’S AAA CUUUMMMUUUULLLOOOUUSSS…” and that’s in slow motion and in French, which means it’s really deep also.

Then it like fades out like in an artsy way, and the title of the movie is on the screen, and that looks like deep art, and it’s the kind of art that makes people think about life.

When they wake up, they are in the desert, and the space shuttle is in little pieces, and it won’t go back together no matter what, and Hilary says something deep about how it looks like a broken life. They look everywhere, but they can’t find Pencils or Hilary’s clothes, so they follow some horsey tracks that are nearby.

When they are walking and saying deep poems about nature, Bruce hears voices, and then like it’s quiet, and Bruce looks over at the woods in that cool way only he can do, and then a bunch of horseys jump out!

They’re talking horseys, and they say, “NA-AY! GET THE HUMANS! NA-AY-AY!!!” and that’s how they talk to each other, and it works, because they catch Bruce and Hilary, and that’s after Zac surrendered as soon as the horseys jumped out.

Back at the horsey camp, Zac is having deep sadness, because he thinks these horseys are being really mean. When he tries to sing a deep song about it, one of the horseys is like, “NAY NAY! You’re going to court! NA-AY!”

At the court-barn, they ask Zac about why he can talk, and Zac says, “Because I was born this way,” and the horseys all go crazy at this answer, like, “NA-AY!! NA-AY!! NA-AY!! NA-AY-AY-AAYY!!”

Hilary stands up and explains how on their planet, people ride horseys, and sometimes they whip the horseys on their backs and make bets about who is fastest. Again, the horseys are not happy, and they go, “NAY OMG! NAY! NAY-AY! OMG WTF!!”

Then Pencils comes out riding Bruce, and all the Horseys keep going ““NAY! NAY! NAY! YOUR WIFE IS DEAD! NAY! NAY! NAY! YOUR WIFE IS DEAD!” and Zac is on his knees and is wondering how this all happened, because this world sure is crazy!

The horseys all light pipes and do their NAY chant about Bruce’s wife as the credits roll, and Zac gets sad, because he has learned his lesson about how sometimes people are different, and he isn’t going to wear fur boots anymore.

BRAD RADBY’S PRODUCTION NOTES
1) Barky played the judge horsey, and that was like a deep meme and art at the same time, because he said, “NAY! NAY!” upside-down, and he’s a doggie, not a horsey.

2) The end is supposed to be like art, and saying things about how AIDS can get better if we all smile, but nobody got it.

3) Only sixteen horseys died while we were making the movie, but I guess all the PETA ladies don’t understand art. wtf

4) This was like part three of my Sensitive Movie Trilogy be-cause it was deep and also art.

5) I forgot to yell cut when the space cloud came, so maybe we should’ve used a special effects space cloud like everyone said, but “like brother, like brother” is where I’m coming from on that one.