Directed by: Brad Radby
Starring: Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Michelle Pfeiffer, Bruce Willis
Critics Average: 1/5 Stars
Box Office (US): $12M
BRAD RADBY’S SYNOPSIS
At the start of the movie, Michelle Pfeiffer is a mom, and she has a problem. Her two daughters, who are Anne Hathaway and Miley Cyrus, are always fighting, because one is doing what the other one does all the time, and that’s copying.
Michelle gets really sad and mad at the same time because Anne keeps going around doing whatever Miley does, and Michelle is sure Anne has some kind of problem in her brain. They all go to the mind scientist, who is Bruce Willis, and they learn the truth, and that’s that there is a problem in her brain, and it makes Anne do whatever Miley does, just like they thought.
The only way to stop the brain problem is for Anne to stop doing what Miley does, because that’s what the problem is. If she stops doing it, then the problem is stopped, and it’s over.
Bruce’s wife is dead.
“STOP DOING WHAT I DOES!” Miley says this a lot, because she’s had it up to here!
Michelle knows the way to do it, and that’s by shopping, going to dinner, watching movies, crying sometimes, hugging, being at the beach, and getting Anne ready to be a woman on her own, while Miley gets ready for the big bikini dance with her cheerleader friends. She does it, and then everyone does what they do on their own, but they still need each other, because family is important.
They’re all independent women, and Michelle falls hard for Bruce, which is obvious because they’re dancing together at Miley’s big dance, and Anne joins the Army.
BRAD RADBY’S PRODUCTION NOTES
1) This movie is based on the Elvis song, and that’s like a reverse meme for sure.
2) Anne was being Method and doing whatever Miley did in real life and that’s why she was kissing lots of boys. wtf
3) I wanted to make a sequel that was for Anne, and it was about her brain getting the problem again in the Army, and it was called Stop Doing What I Does at the Army Base.
4) Nobody liked that one as an idea. :(
5) I can’t remember if we used the real Anne or the clone Anne because they both look the same to me, but the taller one with the green eyes is nicer for sure.
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